A few weeks ago, someone got super mad and told me to delete WoW because they didn’t like a post I made. I cried on the inside and contemplated deleting World of Warcraft. I felt so lost. So I ate a Snickers ice cream bar and watched “Willow”.
Then suddenly, a bright light shone through my window and onto my face. It was 9pm. Weird right? As fear filled my heart, I reluctantly looked. It was Prophet Velen. And he said unto me:
“Not all who wander are lost.To end your WoW life is an unwise decision. Get back to healing, you big dummy!”
He was right! And heal my little ass off I did! And it paid off! My uber casual little guild is 8/9 H. ToS. We were all super moist. Then one of our tanks ninja pulled Kil’Jaeden.